This is the Uzi Tactical Pen. Just so you know, it is not a pen that can shoot like an Uzi. It would probably have to be larger for that.
Here is what it can do. Imagine that you get mugged by someone like the guy in the picture on the right. Now, you could just escape him, but he could just run away and you would never see him again. How can you press charges against this Bono wannabe without any evidence?
You could stab him with this Uzi Tactical Pen. It has a razor shard DNA catcher that can trap the assailant’s blood sample so the DNA therein can be used against him in a court of law later.
I can see a lot of what-ifs with this. I mean, what if the assailant gets the drop on you and you can’t stab him with the Uzi pen? Worse yet, what if you stab him with this pen and he gets really angry? By the way, that is a nice pen, and if your assailant might want to take it.
According to my source, this pen can write underwater. Apparently, all the good pens do, and this one is constructed by aircraft grade aluminum and can accept standard Parker and Fisher Space refills.
